Tonight's column is dedicated to those fun-loving, freespirited Oregonians, who absorb my ribbing and splash me back with some damn fine pinot noir. A Seattle high-school "drug-and-alcohol-intervention" specialist at an inner-city school was indicted for selling oxycodone. Looks like he was telling the kids "no selling" so he could corner the local market. Now that's a novel way to keep kids off drugs...Seattle-style! This may be taste-less but here we go...the coffee shop where the Lakewood cops were gunned down will reopen on Saturday. Would you go there for your "shot" of espresso? Orygun's Revenge: a West Seattle park totem pole was stolen last week and found 200 miles away in Keizer. Guess they were upset about out-ing the dude who felt remorse for killing a pet fish but had no problems assaulting his ex-gf. Okay, one shot for Tiger...we knew he was making a living playing 18 holes, but we just didn't know those were 18 "ho's". Ayyy...
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